Okay, politics totally aside for a minute, what the hell is up with McCain's face? He has this chronically smug expression on his face, which I know he means to look self-assured, but he's missing the mark.

Every performer knows the importance of practicing their facial expressions in front of a mirror, so that when they get onstage, the expressions add to the performance rather than making people believe you suffer from some sort of aphasia. Because that's just awkward.

And last time I checked, it wasn't really appropriate to roll your eyes at a Presidential candidate, unless they're running for the president of 7th grade Student Council. In which case, bring on the eye-rolls and the free Tootsie Roll Pops, and I ain't seen no hard candy in my mailbox yet.